Indisputable: 10 Signs you have "Gone Native"

1. You wake up with your teeth chattering...to discover it's 84 degrees.

2. You take coffee with your sugar, consider any rice-less meal merely a snack, and think fossilized sponge bread is the greatest thing since, well, sliced bread.

3. You lie consistently; you feel no guilt about this.

4. You begin to seriously consider the marriage proposals of cow herders.

5. Sorry, I fell asleep: what was this list about again?

6. You no longer notice the following: flies, garbage heaps, mud puddles, cat calls, bug bites, nudity, public urination.

7. Likewise, the absence of the following is no longer of note: flavor, social tact, entertainment, motivation.

8. You have lost the capability of sarcasm; your humor is (generously) one-dimensional; you laugh when a small child falls off his bike.

9. You just spent four hours on the side the road, counted three cars pass, and felt not the slightest twinge of boredom.

10. You...just...might...not...leave.